Why I am The Way I Am...

Recently, I read this article in Esquire Magazine in the Stacey Woods Column "The Guide - Sex" (Straight sex that is...) anyway, this guy writes: "Why is it that when I kiss my lady's nipple, all of a sudden I get garlic breath?" - Well, this struck my reading eye and I continued...Woods explained: " Certain glands secrete fat instead of sweat. The ones around the areola are called Montgomery's glands, upon stimulation, these glands release this fatty lubricant,which may also conduct the stubborn, often times odorous compounds present in certain foods... and Calvin Klein's "Obsession" (she was joking) - your "Lady Friends" eating habits cause her to pass a garlic infused oil, (which is hardly imaginative from a culinary standpoint" (another joke) - she continues on suggesting force feeding her a variety of fresh herbs and or truffles, as they go rather well with oils, if you can afford them...she ended her commentary by making it very clear never to contact her again...HILARIOUS! (My "Title" says it all!) Are there any men out there that suffer the same, I wonder...