In Response to my refusal to believe Sowelu and his "Theory" on Big Bird and Snuffleupagus having a torid affair (and Big Bird being the "BOTTOM") See: http://my-sowelu.blogspot.com/2007/05/big-bird-big-bottom.html and my response: I said BIG BIRD IS NOT (in any way) A BOTTOM - Sorry, He's a TOP!
I have since received this reply...was I wrong? I didn't know he was thisclose to Big Bird, but I guess anything is possible...
Sowelu has left a new comment on your post "TO SOWELU": Big Bird a top? That would be like Carson Kressley mounting a Quarterback! Big Bird is a big-bottom! Are you suggesting that my sources are unreliable? Were YOU the one sitting up late at night when Big Bird would call (in tears) because Snuffy was out partying - AGAIN? Were you there to comfort him and to try to persuade him to see younger (if not smaller endowed) mammoths? NO! It wouldn't have made a difference anyway, he wouldn't have budged - the bitch is a size queen. Just look at his eyes when Snuffy turns the corner on Sesame Street. His freshly made-up lids spring open and out comes the biggest and gayest 'Hiiiiiiiii Snuffleupaguuuuus' you've ever heard. The little feathers on the top of his head aren't in the usual free flowing motion either - they begin to flutter when Snuffy's long and thick trunk extends out to greet him. The only thing we don't see is his big yellow tail being pushed up as he drops to his usual submissive position - that's always cut.
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