Rob Kelly's Corner

...Our conversation over the "Scram" Alcohol Detection Device in the pool on Sunday was, interesting...I noted: "God-da! If Any of USSa Had Ta Wear One of Thoose Thingsz, On owa Anckles IT WOULD EXPLODE!... BOOM!" (Lindsey at the Boost Mobile Party, hours before her drunkin, cocaine fueled arrest)

THEN I READ ABOUT THIS...

Lindsay Lohan was arrested for drunk driving in Santa Monica early Tuesday morning -- her second bust in less than three months. But DUI was just the tip of the iceberg.

god help the girl.

SHOULD ANYONE BE THINKING OF THE SCRAM DEVICE I HAVE POSTED BELOW. I HAVE ALSO ATTACHED A LINK TO IT'S SITE, SO YOU CAN SEE HOW THIS DEVICE WORKS. (In Lindsey's case it didn't work - If it doesn't explode, maybe it'll work for you...)

http://www.alcoholmonitoring.com/flashdemo/index.html

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