How to Rune a Child For Life
So all these rumors are swirling about how Madonna's daughter Lourdes is being offered all of these future movie roles and anticipating great things for the lucky little celeb-u-spawn. Never mind the propositions of movie stardom, how 'bout a really good pair of tweezers? JaZeesus! Who (in Madonna's entourage) decided to take it upon themselves to brush out the uni-brow (so feather-like - may I add) I don't understand... This child is so beautiful... what is auditioning for, another bio on Frida Kahlo?
You know when I was her age (and coming from a Sicilian / Napeledon - Italian upbringing) I picked up the tweezers myself! Everyone else in the family thought what I was doing in the bathroom all those hours - It wasn't the nasty little secret young boys do at that age I was plucking my brows! ...and If I didn't I was called Cornelius (yes, from Planet of the Apes") or asked what decedent of gorilla did I originate from. Madonna, all of her makeup artists, stylists and there assistants clearly crossed the line here! I do not think nor will I ever agree that uni-brows are in anyway shape or form attractive!
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