Friday, January 11, 2008

Top Five Things You Don't Say at Someone's Wake


5. "At Least they didn't suffer..."
4. "Now it's time to move on..."
3. "Believe me it gets easier...Look at me, I lost a son"...
2. "It's all going to be all right, it'll get better"(repeat till the person resembles a parrot)
1. Out of the mouth of a widow:(Grabs whole of your neck and head, pulls you close and says:)
"Welcome to my Club Honey"

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