Kathleen Turner Fucking STINKS!
...Kathleen Turner needs to desperately be put on Sowelu's "Smell List" (Side Bar on his blog) She has inadvertantly avoided being smelt upon until her recent book promotion for her autobiographical self-portrait, Send Yourself Roses: My Life, Love and Leading Roles. (See her Offical Web Site - complete with photos of Kathleen twenty years ago) Thom and I remember passing a theater one night in the city and all these people where waiting by a stage door ...Playbills and Sharpie Markers in hand - The Play was "Cat on A Hot Tin Roof" and when I asked someone who they where waiting for, they turned in excitement and said, KATHLEEN TURNER!!! So Thom and I decided to wait and see Kathleen - I was excited I mean she wasn't half bad in "War of the Roses". Well, the stage door swings open, a barage of body guards "Front" Miss Turner (?!?!?!) and as she makes her way to her car she held her hand above her drunkin, drawn out, mushy face and protested "Oh No, No No Autographs Now- No, No, No!" - The smells pertruding from her as she passed almost made the crowd gag, as others screamed "Hey! No Fair! Come On Kathleen!" As Sowelu would say..."THE CUNT" She needs to CLEARLY be placed on the smell list Right Now,as she promotes a negative book discussing her hatred to most she worked with in Hollywood...GO back into hiding Kathleen, no one wants to see your miserable Z List Face or read your sleathing self promoted crappy book! 
Here's Kathleen making an Ass out of herself recently on one of the many talk shows she's trying to plug her book, Send Yourself Roses: My Life, Love and Leading Roles...I think shes' running out of money to by cheap scotch and Eve cigarettes and had no choice but to right shit about all the shitty movies she ever appeared in!
...Kathleen Turner needs to desperately be put on Sowelu's "Smell List" (Side Bar on his blog) She has inadvertantly avoided being smelt upon until her recent book promotion for her autobiographical self-portrait, Send Yourself Roses: My Life, Love and Leading Roles. (See her Offical Web Site - complete with photos of Kathleen twenty years ago) Thom and I remember passing a theater one night in the city and all these people where waiting by a stage door ...Playbills and Sharpie Markers in hand - The Play was "Cat on A Hot Tin Roof" and when I asked someone who they where waiting for, they turned in excitement and said, KATHLEEN TURNER!!! So Thom and I decided to wait and see Kathleen - I was excited I mean she wasn't half bad in "War of the Roses". Well, the stage door swings open, a barage of body guards "Front" Miss Turner (?!?!?!) and as she makes her way to her car she held her hand above her drunkin, drawn out, mushy face and protested "Oh No, No No Autographs Now- No, No, No!" - The smells pertruding from her as she passed almost made the crowd gag, as others screamed "Hey! No Fair! Come On Kathleen!" As Sowelu would say..."THE CUNT" She needs to CLEARLY be placed on the smell list Right Now,as she promotes a negative book discussing her hatred to most she worked with in Hollywood...GO back into hiding Kathleen, no one wants to see your miserable Z List Face or read your sleathing self promoted crappy book! 
Here's Kathleen making an Ass out of herself recently on one of the many talk shows she's trying to plug her book, Send Yourself Roses: My Life, Love and Leading Roles...I think shes' running out of money to by cheap scotch and Eve cigarettes and had no choice but to right shit about all the shitty movies she ever appeared in! 
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