The Last Bottle

I don't really know if I started the craze, but this simple bottle of water is becoming a very popular and talked about bottle of water. Yes, admired by it's flask like body and it's human name; this bottle was recently held ransom from another friend who started carrying it. So you'll understand the shock I felt when I walked into the Meat Packing District Deli where I always buy "FreD" and couldn't find him in the section near the Poland Spring and the popular Fiji water. So I asked the deli boy standing there. Where's FreD? Where are the FreD bottles? Deli boy just shook his head and said, "No, no more FreD - I think there's one more bottle, but where not getting anymore in.." after saying this, he pulls from underneath a pile of Geyser Springs the last flask of FreD water. I said, "Whadda mean? Why wouldn't you sell FreD anymore??

Deli boy grunted and said " When we had em in, no one bought em, now there's no more and people are askin' for em"

So now I'm looking online - to buy Fred online - and can't find a web site that sells him

and what's with this tease?

BE ON THE LOOK OUT. FreD, the rare bottled water