FIRST CHAPTER:

Madonna's Bro questions her millions... accuses Madge of being cheap! Explains how her 98 year ol' Granma, "Nanoo" - who recently has been in hard times and was forced to downsize in living quarters... Mo offered very little... So Chris goes on to explain how she's worth over 600 Mill (this year alone) and has contributed over 18 Mill to being a valued customer over at the Kaba-lah(crap) - yet Grannie has to live in squalor. In introduction he explains how the Crystal Champaign Madge received as a gift was alway's "given away" and so where the show flowers. All white and full of fragrance...