...Tonight's episode of Dexter had him sporting some really cool shades... I continue this investigation... I'll need to know by the time I head down to Key West in a few weeks... What?? I NEED THEM!!!

He Said...

Guy Ritchie has branded his seven-and-a-half year marriage to Madonna a "circus" and has admitted that the pressure of being married to one of the world's most famous pop stars just became too great.The film-maker has told of how it was impossible to have a normal family life with the singer who, he says, is obsessed with her public image.According to the Mirror, Ritchie, 40, said: "I just wanted a regular husband and wife thing. But it was always a great song and dance just to do ordinary stuff."She's obsessed with her own public image, obsessed with being seen as some kind of global soothsayer. "It's silly, she's a pop star. And some of the advisors around her, some of whom have gone, made it impossible for us to have a semblance of a normal life."I want to be able to go about my business and live my life without all the hoopla.

Unfortunately, she can't live without all the hoopla. Our marriage was a three-ring circus in the end."Madonna, 50, released a statement on Wednesday announcing that her and husband Ritchie were to divorce.She had wanted to postpone the divorce announcement until the end of her world tour but Ritchie said that he wanted to end the "charade" now.The British film director has said that he thought he would slip into depression as their relationship began to fall apart but that his wife lost her sense of fun as she began to believe she was on a mission to save the world.He called the star's Kabbalah faith a "weird religion" and said that her religion was a big reason behind the break-up.He added: "There was a time when she used to have a sense of humour about herself. "In the last few years she just got angry. In the end we had no proper family life at all.

We were two different people, living two different lives."No settlement has been reached but experts have said that Ritchie is likely to get up to 100 million of the pop star's estimated 600 million.The director of British gangster films including Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is worth a fraction of that, with generous estimates putting his wealth at £20 million.However, according to The Sun newspaper, Ritchie has told lawyers he wants "not one penny" of Madonna's estimated 600 million fortune. The couple have already made the welfare of their three children - Lourdes, 11, Rocco, seven, and adopted David, two - their priority.

She Said...

Madonna took an apparent swipe at her estranged husband in front of thousands of fans at her sold-out concert in Boston on Wednesday.
The onstage rage aimed at her soon- to-be ex-hubby came right as the singer began the opening chorus of "Miles Away" - an intimate pop song believed to be inspired by her rocky relationship with Ritchie.
"This song is for the emotionally retarded," Madonna told the crowd at TD Banknorth Garden in Boston.
"Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. God knows I do."

In Case You Missed It

Gale Harold, widely praised for his role as Brian Kinney in Showtime’s Queer as Folk, is said to be in a critical condition after being involved in a motorcycle accident on Tuesday.
Initial reports suggested his injuries were limited to a shoulder fracture, but Marc Cherry, creator of Desperate Housewives (in which Harold is currently filming a guest role), stated to the Associated Press that Harold has swelling on the brain.

The original statement released by Harold's publicist on Tuesday confirmed the accident, and referred to a shoulder fracture being the only injury. “He has fractured his shoulder and is under observation to assess any possible further injuries. Everyone is hopeful for a full recovery.”
The thirty-nine year old is currently in intensive care at the USC Medical Centre, with reports suggesting Harold will make a full recovery.
Harold’s first appearance on Desperate Housewives on Australian television will be in February 2009, playing the role Susan Mayer (Teri Hatcher)’s latest love interest.
Harold was reportedly travelling to the Desperate Housewives set when he became involved in the accident. There were no reports of any other injuries.

(in case you are living under a rock)

THE POWER OF GOODBYE

If Celebrities Weren't Famous

...Maybe this is what the Olsen Twins might have looked like.

Meeting KID

...for some, he's no big deal - others fawn upon him, I met and spoke to this dude. I told him I admired his somewhat cheesy summer hit "All Summer Long" - I mean he needed the encouragement; he hasn't had a hit in years, and I do really like the tune "Only God Knows Why"and he was being really cool signing autographs and talking to his fans. He thanked me for mentioning the summer song and even asked if I wanted him to sign something. No I said it's cool, meeting you was fine enough. He's in town for the Hip Hop Honers premiering on VH1 Sunday.

CLASSIC Richard Simmons

You Know You Are Gay When...

...YOU completely embrace the most recent "Show Tune"...

Rob and Steve subjected themselves to " Dream Girls" ...for others, it was "Rent" even Moulin Rouge" AND then, in 2007- with little Fan fare and less the glamour came:

ACROSS THE UNIVERSE

...Starring Even Rachel Wood, Jim Sturgess (the hot limey) Dana Fuchs, Martin Luther McCoy and even Bono of U2!

The "Major Motion Picture" is based on the hard times in the 1960's - War, racism and unrest; all tales of stories told from a group of people coming together from different parts of the world. Did I mention each story told is (roughly suggested (Main characters are "Jude" and Lucy") through the hits of Beatles songs?

...I HAVE STOPPED DEAD IN MY LIFE'S TRACKS TO EMBRACE THIS MOVIE!

I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO THE SOUNDTRACK. I watched the movie three times today!

AHH! This is Scary!

( Click on the Picture to get thisclose to these two dames)

Madonna and Sharon Stone Share the Red Carpet at Cannes... Madonna is Promoting her documentary "I am Because We Are" and Sharon is there because, because umm, err BECAUSE SHE'S SHARON STONE! Honestly, they both look pretty damn scary... have fun ladies... go play bridge together now...

Oh PLEASE!

...So Thom confessed that "MARCUS" (???) sent him a Birthday present - (to his Mom's house!) Yeah, back in late March, Wezzie called to say he had a "package" at Chesterton - addressed to him...so Thom goes there (his Mom had already opened it, which I find quite hysterical!) and what's inside? A copy of "M A R C U S - At Last" Live at the Rio! (only kiddin 'bout the live and Rio part...) - yep, those scary foe eyes, the puffy collagen lips gracing the cover...why am I posting this "scary man" on my blog? He truly is frightening; - and I am not saying that cause he sent Thom the Lounge sounding CD - I could careless about someone who doesn't really know who Thom is, He's freekin' FREAKY to me and each time I see him he bugs me out! At the same time, I thought you all should know, I think it's really weird. Weird. WEIRD Wizeird!!!

If Celebrities Weren't Famous & Lived in Ohio

SJP - Thanks Walby...

But what is it with her?

Abusive stars are so not cool anymore! With TMZ, Perez and all the media magazines - aside from her past "beatings" you'd think all the community service (including mopping floors inside Brooklyn's Department of Sanitation she had to do) she would've learned SOMETHING. Ge Zeez, but when is she gonna stop hitting people?

She's a real C - U - Next -Tuesday...huh?

British Airways' brand-new T5 Heathrow terminal took a turn for the worse yesterday when the carrier's ongoing baggage woes inconvenienced the wrong customer: notorious supermodel hothead Naomi Campbell.

Campbell was arrested late Thursday on suspicion of assaulting an officer after police were called to a disturbance at Heathrow's new Terminal 5. Witnesses said Campbell was aboard a British Airways plane due to depart for Los Angeles when she became involved in a dispute over her luggage."
Apparently, Campbell became upset after being informed that one of her two checked bags had gone missing, according to Campbell spokeswoman Annabel Fox. Fox claims BA "decided to resolve this by insisting she leave the flight and then called the police to forcibly eject her." "the notoriously bad tempered prima donna demanded British Airways staff to immediately find the lost article. … (But) when they said they would have to find and forward it to her later, she flew into a rage.""fellow passengers then looked on in horror as the statuesque model began 'ranting and screaming' and struggling with at least three police officers."

Campbell "was going nuts, spitting, punching and lashing out. BA staff were genuinely concerned about her well-being." in the time it took to get Campbell off the plane –- along with her one checked bag BA could find -– the flight's other L.A.-bound passengers were delayed by 90 minutes.

Campbell has a history of assaulting assistants and employees," including a 2007 incident in which the supermodel pleaded guilty for throwing her cellphone at her maid over a missing pair of jeans.

Ashton Kutcher's V Man Spread

(Out of) The "Drake & Josh" Closet

Ah' Right what's the big deal! Thom and I like watching Drake & Josh on Nickelodeon...What's It To Ya? It's NOT our fault our Nieces and Nephews got us into Drake always pulling pranks on Josh! Megan is my favorite, continuously blackmailing them both and Helen Ophelia Dubois-Baxter (played by Yvette Nicole Brown) as the Movie Theater Owner (where Josh works) should have her own freaking show!...

The show really is classic and I have to say, "Adult" comedy now just, doesn't make me laugh. Sad:(

We just watched what appears to be the last episode - Either the season or the series finally...Not sure! Drake played by 23 year old actor Drake Bell see his myspace page - this kid acts AND SINGS!

In what looks like the Last episode, Drake gets a recording contract, Josh gets the Manager's Vest at the Movie Theater but eats some really big shrimp being Drake's "recording" manager and Helen gets married in front of the Theater - That's burning down!

Could Drake and Josh be finished?

What will We Do? ???

Here's What TV Guide Sez:

Friday night's premiere of Drake & Josh: "Really Big Shrimp" delivered 5.8 million total viewers, making it the most-watched TV-movie in Nickelodeon history. It also marked the cabler's best performance with tweens age 9 to 14, bringing in 2.3 million of 'em. -Nick's previous record holder was 2006's "Drake & Josh Go Hollywood", which "Really Big Shrimp" bested by six percent in total viewers.

Kathleen Turner Fucking STINKS!

...Kathleen Turner needs to desperately be put on Sowelu's "Smell List" (Side Bar on his blog) She has inadvertantly avoided being smelt upon until her recent book promotion for her autobiographical self-portrait, Send Yourself Roses: My Life, Love and Leading Roles. (See her Offical Web Site - complete with photos of Kathleen twenty years ago) Thom and I remember passing a theater one night in the city and all these people where waiting by a stage door ...Playbills and Sharpie Markers in hand - The Play was "Cat on A Hot Tin Roof" and when I asked someone who they where waiting for, they turned in excitement and said, KATHLEEN TURNER!!! So Thom and I decided to wait and see Kathleen - I was excited I mean she wasn't half bad in "War of the Roses". Well, the stage door swings open, a barage of body guards "Front" Miss Turner (?!?!?!) and as she makes her way to her car she held her hand above her drunkin, drawn out, mushy face and protested "Oh No, No No Autographs Now- No, No, No!" - The smells pertruding from her as she passed almost made the crowd gag, as others screamed "Hey! No Fair! Come On Kathleen!" As Sowelu would say..."THE CUNT" She needs to CLEARLY be placed on the smell list Right Now,as she promotes a negative book discussing her hatred to most she worked with in Hollywood...GO back into hiding Kathleen, no one wants to see your miserable Z List Face or read your sleathing self promoted crappy book!

Here's Kathleen making an Ass out of herself recently on one of the many talk shows she's trying to plug her book, Send Yourself Roses: My Life, Love and Leading Roles...I think shes' running out of money to by cheap scotch and Eve cigarettes and had no choice but to right shit about all the shitty movies she ever appeared in!

Ike Beat Tina to Death

...Just found out... Ike Turner Died at Seventy Six Yesterday...

How to Rune a Child For Life

So all these rumors are swirling about how Madonna's daughter Lourdes is being offered all of these future movie roles and anticipating great things for the lucky little celeb-u-spawn. Never mind the propositions of movie stardom, how 'bout a really good pair of tweezers? JaZeesus! Who (in Madonna's entourage) decided to take it upon themselves to brush out the uni-brow (so feather-like - may I add) I don't understand... This child is so beautiful... what is auditioning for, another bio on Frida Kahlo?

You know when I was her age (and coming from a Sicilian / Napeledon - Italian upbringing) I picked up the tweezers myself! Everyone else in the family thought what I was doing in the bathroom all those hours - It wasn't the nasty little secret young boys do at that age I was plucking my brows! ...and If I didn't I was called Cornelius (yes, from Planet of the Apes") or asked what decedent of gorilla did I originate from.

Madonna, all of her makeup artists, stylists and there assistants clearly crossed the line here! I do not think nor will I ever agree that uni-brows are in anyway shape or form attractive!

Is It Me?...

...Or does Tori Spellings Belly Button resemble a stretched out vagina?

Meet Tdashdub - My U Tube Guilty Pleasure

Tdashdub is quite popular on U Tube, I quite fancy his look - I think he is HiLaRiOuS! He creates his own skits, stars in most his episodes and makes fun of himself.

Scroll down a little and look to the right for direct links to U Tube and some of his episodes.

(my favorite is "Attack of the Killer Boxes")