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This Really Happens...I guess...

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So We went to Gay Day at Great Adventure. (RaGa bailed, - whatever) The photo above is what it was like, You cant see steve and I but this is who we rode this ride with... we both got a mouth full of wig...

MR. KELLY TURNS ANOTHER YEAR OVER TODAY! LET'S REMEMBER TO CALL HIS ASS AND WISH HIM A HAPPY!

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Researchers in two states are teaching parents how to cope with crying babies in an effort to reduce the number of shaken-baby cases. Data have linked such incidents to periods of increased crying. This diagram illustrates the movement of a infant's head when a baby is shaken.

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I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO POST FAKS IN MY CORNA THIS WEEK... WATCH THIS INSTEAD. IT'S HOT

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TO ALL THE MEN OUT THERE DONT IGNORE THESE MOST COMMON COMPLAINTS..... DONT BE A MARY AND GO TO THE DOCTOR.....

1. Chest pain You'd think this would be the last thing a man would ignore, but our men's health experts say it happens all the time."They think, 'Oh, I'm just out of shape, or I'm having a little indigestion, or I'm under pressure,'" says Dr. Joseph Scherger, a clinical professor of family medicine at the University of California, San Diego. "It's quite classic for men to do that."Simon says, "I tell my medical students that the most common symptoms of a heart attack is chest pain, and the second most common one is denial."Bottom line: Anyone experiencing chest tightness, chest pain or shortness of breath needs medical attention.

2. A big belly "Belly fat is the worst fat you can have," says Dr. Harry Fisch, a professor of clinical urology at Columbia. "A big belly is a sign a man has low testosterone levels. And the lower the testosterone, the greater the risk of diabetes and coronary artery disease."While a woman might go on every diet in the world to lose weight, men often have a different solution: They lower their belts."I've had men say to me, 'See, my pants size hasn't changed.' I say, 'Baloney. Your belly is still there. It's just above your belt,' " says Simon.

3. An unenthusiastic penis Impotence may be purely psychological, but it also could be a sign that a man has cardiovascular disease."The penis is the dipstick of the body's health," Fisch says.If the arteries that supply blood to the penis aren't working right, those supplying blood to the heart and brain might not be working so well either.Our experts advise men with erectile dysfunction to use their doctors for more than just Viagra dispensers."A doctor ought to be working these men up for coronary artery disease, high blood pressure and cholesterol, which are often linked to erectile dysfunction," Simon says.

4. More frequent urination Urinating more frequently can be a sign of prostatitis, or inflammation of the prostate gland."I'll ask a patient if he's getting up at night to urinate, and he'll say, 'Oh, yeah, two or three times.' I ask him if that bothers him, and he'll say no. I tell him it should," Fisch says.

5. Prescription drug addiction "Men sometimes don't realize they're addicted to prescription drugs," says Dr. Joel Heidelbaugh, a family medicine specialist at the University of Michigan Medical School. "Maybe they're taking medicine for back pain, and a couple of years later they're still on them. They can't function without them, and they don't even know it."Heidelbaugh says he's seen patients addicted to drugs such as Vicodin and Oxycontin without knowing it. "They never realized they need to get off of them," he says.There is one area, Heidelbaugh says, where men zip right into their physician without hesitation. "Rashes in the groin, masses in the testicles, pain in that area -- that gets them into the doctor," he says.Scherger adds, "Men are probably more keyed in to their groins than other parts of their body. They're pretty fixated on their penis and genital area. That's where they have the least amount of denial."

FIFTEEN YEARS TOGETHER TODAY!

happy anniversary boyz!

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While we were on Vacation we experienced a lot...
4.2 earthquake strikes Palm Springs
Wednesday, April 30, 2008

ANZA (KABC) -- A 4.2-magnitude earthquake struck approximately 27 miles south of Palm Springs at 8:55 p.m.
No injuries or damages have been reported. The earthquake was reportedly felt as far south as the Mexican border. A light earthquake occurred at 8:55:35 PM (PDT) on Wednesday, April 30, 2008.The magnitude 4.2 event occurred 22 km (14 miles) NNW of Borrego Springs, CA.The hypocentral depth is 11 km ( 7 miles).

...and a wild fire... watch this video

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Rob Kelly's Corner Will Be Closed While Steve and I Take A Well Deserved Vacation Back to Palm Springs California. We'll See You and The Blog When We Return Next Week - Chow!

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Affiliated with the World Wildlife Fund (WWF), Earth Hour 2008 will be held at 8 pm on the 29 of March, 2008. People and groups around the world, including cities and companies and schools, will turn their lights out for one hour. This is a global version of an event started in Sydney, Australia, last year. Earth Hour attempts to engage people, companies, organizations, schools and cities in the conservation process, to make people more aware of the environment, and to show how individual acts, multiplied by millions of people, can have a significant, positive influence on energy use and savings

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Snapple Fact #118

"Honeybees are the only insects that create a form of food for humans."

This Bear sure loves his honey!

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HEMA is a Dutch department store. The first store opened in 1926 in Amsterdam. Now there are 150 stores all over the Netherlands. HEMA also has stores in Belgium, Luxemburg, and Germany. Take a look at HEMA's product page http://producten.hema.nl/. You can't really order anything, and it's in Dutch, but just wait a couple of seconds and watch what happens.This company has a terrific sense of humor and a great computer programmer.

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MAD TV - Gay Straight Guys

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U.S. Military Prepares for Plummeting Spy Satellite

The US military is putting into effect contingency plans to deal with the possibility that a large spy satellite expected to fall to Earth in late February or early March could actually hit North America.
Exactly what these contingency plans consist of is not clear at this stage - we thought perhaps a giant baseball mitt. But one thing's for sure, the race will be on to salvage the splatted spy sat. Air Force General Gene Renuart, who heads US Northern Command, told the Associated Press a number of pieces will not burn up as the orbiting vehicle re-enters the Earth's atmosphere and will instead hit the ground.
"We know there is at least some percentage that it could land on ground as opposed to in the water."
Renuart added that, "...it looks like it might re-enter into the North American area." The US military along with the Homeland Security Department and the Federal Emergency Management Agency will either have to deal with the impact or assist Canadian or Mexican authorities - depending exactly where it lands of course.

Armagedden-outta-here:
Experts at Global Security , a defense research group, say a crash could put the secrets of the satellite at risk.
"One concern the intelligence community is going to have is that parts of this satellite will fall into the hands of the Russians or Chinese or somebody else," says Global Security director John Pike.
According to Pike, the satellite carries a new generation of spy equipment, able to provide round-the-clock intelligence.
"The hopes were that this was going to be a more capable, less expensive spy satellite or radar satellite that could see objects through clouds and in the dark."
Satellite Watchers, a worldwide network of hobbyists who track satellites for recreation, have been plotting the gradual degradation of the spy satellite's orbit for about year. They estimate it is now at an altitude of approximately 173 miles, and dropping about 1,640

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In Germany, The Christmas Pickle is the last ornament that is put on the tree. It is a glass pickle, which is hidden in the branches. On Christmas morning, the first child who finds the pickle ornament receives an extra present. RaGa asked that I hide the pickle this year. He said he gives all his German Friends a turn each Holiday Season. Yes, I am quarter German...

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Happy Thanksgiving...

Bon Voyage to Michele, Vicky, Earnie and Lorraine Happy Cruising.....

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Snapple "Real Fact" #1

A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.

What?

A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.

Say again?

A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.

Did you say something?

A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.

What time is is it? Did you say something?

A GOLDFISH'S ATTENTION SPAN IS THREE MOTHER _______ SECONDS!

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NEW! Now I'll Post "Snapple Facts" You May Have Missed When Not Drinking Snapple!

SNAPPLE FACT # 345:

An Alligator cannot move it's tongue!

Now: You Say...

"I'm an Alligator and I Can't Move My Tongue!

(Without Moving Your Tongue)

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My neighbor has a puppy he's giving away (FREE !).It's a Black Labrador , it's house broken, and it's great with kids. He's giving it away because his wife says the dog 'stares' at her when she is undressing, and that gives her the 'Heebie Jeebies'. I think she is just weird!If you're interested, or know someone who is, let me know. Here's a picture of the dog.