Showing posts with label Stupid Pepole Suck Sticks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stupid Pepole Suck Sticks. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

It's all just a publicity stunt...

First of all, I agree with Perez Hilton saying she looks like a hobbet, SHE DOES! Secondly, I think everyone should - LEAVE - HER - ALONE - if you ignore it, eventually it will go away... It is very obvious that this giant controversy has come out now, right in time for her new movie coming out. In all honesty, this country IS fucked up, SHE"S WEARING A SHEET PEOPLE! COME ON! I'm sure that's how she wakes up looking when she crawls out of her cage and enters society everyday...

Friday, April 11, 2008

It's only a Pig People! Move On!



So this was the scene in front of my office building Thursday. The first signs of spring, the first 70 degree day brought the whacks out from under Manhattans wood work. Why was everyone so amazed at this wench and her defiant pig at 34th and eighth? It was like a celebrity spotting. WORSE, it was like a Presidential nominee appearance. What the hell? This is NEW YORK CITY PEOPLE! I've seen people walking lama's and chicken at 6:30 a.m. and didn't bat an eye lash! ...and just what are you gonna do with that photo of pork on your camera phone?

Monday, March 03, 2008

Kathleen Turner Fucking STINKS!

...Kathleen Turner needs to desperately be put on Sowelu's "Smell List" (Side Bar on his blog) She has inadvertantly avoided being smelt upon until her recent book promotion for her autobiographical self-portrait, Send Yourself Roses: My Life, Love and Leading Roles. (See her Offical Web Site - complete with photos of Kathleen twenty years ago) Thom and I remember passing a theater one night in the city and all these people where waiting by a stage door ...Playbills and Sharpie Markers in hand - The Play was "Cat on A Hot Tin Roof" and when I asked someone who they where waiting for, they turned in excitement and said, KATHLEEN TURNER!!! So Thom and I decided to wait and see Kathleen - I was excited I mean she wasn't half bad in "War of the Roses". Well, the stage door swings open, a barage of body guards "Front" Miss Turner (?!?!?!) and as she makes her way to her car she held her hand above her drunkin, drawn out, mushy face and protested "Oh No, No No Autographs Now- No, No, No!" - The smells pertruding from her as she passed almost made the crowd gag, as others screamed "Hey! No Fair! Come On Kathleen!" As Sowelu would say..."THE CUNT" She needs to CLEARLY be placed on the smell list Right Now,as she promotes a negative book discussing her hatred to most she worked with in Hollywood...GO back into hiding Kathleen, no one wants to see your miserable Z List Face or read your sleathing self promoted crappy book!

Here's Kathleen making an Ass out of herself recently on one of the many talk shows she's trying to plug her book, Send Yourself Roses: My Life, Love and Leading Roles...I think shes' running out of money to by cheap scotch and Eve cigarettes and had no choice but to right shit about all the shitty movies she ever appeared in!



Monday, January 14, 2008

East Coast Snow Storm?


...umm, I don't understand...we don't get snowstorms anymore.Last week it was 65 degrees.(!?!?) It's all over the evening news, they are telling us to prepare for... three to four inches of snow?!? What the fizuck man, is there nothing left in the news to report?

Oh wait, Perez Hilton is reporting some GREAT footage of Britney Spears entering a MACY*S out in L.A... She actually shouts "I'm Over This" to the cameramen...somehow, I believe NONE OF THIS!

Friday, January 11, 2008

Top Five Things You Don't Say at Someone's Wake


5. "At Least they didn't suffer..."
4. "Now it's time to move on..."
3. "Believe me it gets easier...Look at me, I lost a son"...
2. "It's all going to be all right, it'll get better"(repeat till the person resembles a parrot)
1. Out of the mouth of a widow:(Grabs whole of your neck and head, pulls you close and says:)
"Welcome to my Club Honey"